Beware watching FOX. When you least expect it, Palin will say, “Come to the light!” and you could be drawn into a force called the dumbing-down of America.

As dry leaves that fall before new public option,
When met with an obstacle, they threw their old stocks in.
So up to the house-top discoursers they flew,
With a sleigh full of toys and Tiger Woods too.

Rush Limbaugh wants to buy the Rams, eh? I have a better idea. Since el Rushbo hates Liberals, is a racist, a homophobe, and does not think women like football, I have decided to create a fantasy football team for Limbaugh that will put him in a league of his own. With “talent on loan from God,” Limbaugh can call the shots. It is his money, after all, so let’s help him out here. Oh yeah, the team will be called The Dittophobes.
Center: Hannity gets some autonomy because he likes …