I am almost done wrapping Christmas gifts, so the only thing left to do is fill the Christmas stockings, virtual ones that is. Help me check my list and feel free to add or subtract if you like.
Newt Gingrich: Funny how that last name so resembles the name “Grinch.” Because Newt is such a war-monger, he gets a tiny GI Joe and some plastic tanks to play with. Maybe that will keep him from starting a nuclear war.
Mitt Romney: Mitt gets a pair of yellow flip-flops!
Michelle Bachmann: Any woman who …

Let me first confess that I dislike shopping in malls. Perhaps I am agoraphobic and truly do have a fear of the market place. Given the incidents of this year’s Black Friday, can you blame me? People pepper-sprayed others so that they might grab that coveted treasure before someone else got the last. Hah! Don’t they realize that the closer it gets to Christmas, the better the deals? It’s all hype. The only good thing to come out of it is that this Black Friday may actually have been a …

As dry leaves that fall before new public option,
When met with an obstacle, they threw their old stocks in.
So up to the house-top discoursers they flew,
With a sleigh full of toys and Tiger Woods too.