Rush Limbaugh wants to buy the Rams, eh? I have a better idea. Since el Rushbo hates Liberals, is a racist, a homophobe, and does not think women like football, I have decided to create a fantasy football team for Limbaugh that will put him in a league of his own. With “talent on loan from God,” Limbaugh can call the shots. It is his money, after all, so let’s help him out here. Oh yeah, the team will be called The Dittophobes.
Center: Hannity gets some autonomy because he likes …

I have my own cash for clunkers version. You don’t really have to pay cash, just make some changes and wait for the returns.
Try some of these:
1. Ann Coulter—any books of hers are on the ‘do not buy list.’ Bad for digestion. Wretched perspective clouds your vision and makes you… retch.
2. Rush Limbaugh—this radio show is on the ‘do not listen to garbage’ list. It is swill for the brain and you will lose your equilibrium.
3. Glenn Beck—-fodder for those on the brink of insanity. His diatribes are ill (conceived) and …

1. People who block the aisle in supermarkets with their carts—even after you have said, “Excuse me, please.”
2. Drivers in the passing lane who drive under the speed limit.
3. Cell phone use in theaters. Get a grip!
4. The use of the word “issues.” If you have them, and don’t we all, find another word.
5. Rush Limbaugh. ’nuff said.
6. People who form political opinions without any thought or information. Gut reactions don’t cut it.
7. Plastic wrap that you can’t get off the roll to cover a dish. Where is the freaking …