Reading about Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi has me shaking my head. This old coot just can’t keep his hands off the youngstuff. Whatever happened to dignity and growing old gracefully? Of course Italian and other European men do not have a corner on the market of nude romps with youngstuff as their turkey-necks get crepey and Botox injects their libidos. There are women who are also having romps. Well, being a woman I am injecting my prerogative to focus on the men today.
There is something downright pathetic about these old coots. Berlusconi has been with his wife for umpteen years and from what I have read, these are but his latest exploits. I would have left this man-wannabe years ago. He is like a fart in an elevator. You can’t wait for the doors to open.
Don’t you wonder if he has conversations with these girls? I really don’t think they have much in common and the girls have an agenda, I’m sure, whether it’s money or favors. If these girls are so hot, why aren’t they getting their own youngstuff? Will they wheel him around an assisted living home when his memory fades and he can’t remember where he put his little blue pills?
Well, he just makes me sick and probably goes to Mass every Sunday. What is his penance, I wonder. Three Hail Mary’s won’t get it. Just hand me those high-heeled sneakers with the pointy spikes from the back of my closet and let me hit him upside his head till he screams for Depends. Old coot.
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The guy probably oozes charm out of every pore. Apparently some young things go for that.
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Lola,
He may ooze charm but so do some snakes. These girls know about about acne and clogged pores. I’ll bet they don’t know that this snake charmer has a bite. They should ask his wife!
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Well, Sarcozy got that model. European men are strange. I far prefer American men.
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Seriously. This story of “older male politician bangs hot young things” is getting to be so ubiquitous it’s equal parts frightening and disgusting. Can you imagine if a female politician had an affair with a male Abercrombie & Fitch model? She’d be crucified in the press. Meanwhile for the men it’s like “slap on the wrist, boys will be boys” and business continues as usual. I wish I had gotten this out of my system before I ate lunch; I’m feeling pretty nauseous right now.
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Girllll you are so funny.
think of it like this – she’s living the ultimate european housewife’s dream. trust me.
he does his thing, and he pays to do it.
she lives in a gorgeous villa. he lives in “a room” in that villa.
most certainly not her suite of rooms. mostly he lives in a capo
in town; near his office in rome. she’s in milano or venice, mostly.
she is the wife of the pm. she gets executive privilege wherever she goes to lunch, dinner or to shop. private jet, limo, security staff. the life of an italian aristocrat is luxe, believe me.
this chica is in “dowhatthefuckyouwannado” land. cause she has her hand inside the bank; the yacht is at the ready to spin her to monaco. and above all, she is inside the seat of power. he may be an old fart; but trust that she has a few fine young thangs holding that fan, swirlin that shit away from her designer existence.
she long time ago made it clear that he could do what he wanted to do; because she does what she wants to do. the paps know that her asstd’ mafia boytoys will blow their noses if they get too close to Mdme b. this b, is the Stuff of Big Girl Dreams.
Chile Please, I’d trade lives with her ass in a ny minute. the old fuck is just a numbered account. too bad we don’t all get that lucky.
but I do understand why you’d bust his head to the white meat.
just remember this, men do shit, women outdo they shit and make them pay for it, everyday. te he he he.
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Patricia,
Yes, but how long Sarkozy will keep his model? With her singing career and beauty, I wonder just how unopen their marriage is. And I think you are right about American men. They seem to have it more together in the values department. I have heard, though, that many European men do like older and less skinny women. Experience sometimes counts!
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Tamara,
The tables may be turning. Look at Demi and Ashton. They seem to have a good thing going. I like their style!
Be of good cheer.
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Re,
I have to dry the tears I cried while laughing so hard at your comment! My girl, you are hilarious and there is nothing I can add to that.
I really do keep them high-heeled sneakers in my closet, though. Juzzz in case….
Later, you Bad Gal.
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I doubt that how we rationalize morals is anything near the way some women do. I doubt that morals is even in their vocabulary. I most certainly do not condone this type of life but I can say that I understand the business angle behind it.
Example:
I have met women here in Florida that have come from another country…now these women are raised and schooled to go for the green.
To them this is what marriage and relationships are all about.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
They give Gold Diggers an entirely new name.
There is not just one random women…these women come here in a systematic routine. One sets up the next ect…
They can no more understand how we deal with relationships that we do them.
These are the ‘True ‘ working girls.
Time is money and it is that simple to them. Nothing is personal except how much they can gain in security while and after each realtionship.
The first LADY that I met was around 35…beautiful…she had already been through 3 Florida men and was researching for one for her protegee coming in from her country.
Now we can ask…who is to blame…is it the cunning feline or is it the gullible male????
When you see the old roosters sporting the spring chickens on their arms so they can walk around like the cock of the rock….do you actually think there is anything personal with that arrangement?
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
The guys do it for self-esteem and a last grasp of youth and the women do it for the bling and security.
We are talking prostitution here in a much more legalized term. They say housewives are in a sense prostitutes….I have to beg a differ there…it is the housewives that do put on the gas masks and stay in the elevator out of pure love and loyalty and do not charge for their services.
Then we have the wives that are married to these Roosters and quite aware of there filanderings…again another culture difference or they themselves have their own agenda.
Since the womens liberation movement went to the extreme…women took a step up in their understanding what type of gift they really have that men simply cannot resist and they are using it. Like the rest of what it happening today…it is all based on monetary satisfaction for them. It does amaze me how much money men will pay for a few minutes and for some seconds of that good old ejaculation:)
So many people…so many differences….our world is very colorful is it not?
~D~
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D,
You gave us much food for thought and much to ponder. There is a line from the film “Big Chill” in which Jeff Goldblum’s character asks, “What’s more important, sex or rationalization? His answer was “Rationalization. Did you ever try to get through a day without a rationalization?” So true.
The decline of morals, particularly in women, sets us back years. Some women may see it as turning the tables but in fact they are reversing the women’s movement in which we wanted to be taken seriously for our value in the workplace, our intellect and abilities. To use sex as the ultimate tool—or weapon—does a disservice to all women. The scenarios you described with the women-seeking-monied-men is disturbing, but I know it does exist. To me it seems completely lacking, not only in morals, but in ultimate fulfillment. Money can buy comfort. I don’t believe it can buy happiness.
Frivolity aside, it is a sad commentary on the decline of values and a resurgence in pay-for-play, the oldest profession. Those who indulge without thought to consequences will end up empty. Sooner or later the soul must face the consequences, for women and men alike.
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I agree on all counts…it scares the hell out of me to even think where we will be in a moral standing in 10 years.
I see so much personal disrespect in our young women today that I have to question what they will be passing on down to their own offspring.
Men will do whatever, whenever , forever. It is standard procedure for them.
Women can control just about anything including the cheapening of oneself.
If there were no strippers…men would not go to stripper bars…if there were no prostitutes, men would be happy with the woman at home ect..ect!
I hate to be a judge and jury here…no offense meant to either gender..but it does seem simple enough.
Bottom line is money…money is as they say..’The root of all evil’
That it is!
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Your article will be featured as part of “The Best of Slog Bite” this morning, as requested.
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